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My mom told me this joke ...

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last year

I think she said she heard it on "Somebody Feed Phil."
A man wakes up in the hospital and the doctor tells him he's been in a terrible accident. He is going to live, but bad news -- they were unable to save his privates. The man learns he'll receive a settlement from the accident -- only $9,000, but the doctor advises that he can do a fine reconstructive surgery at $1,000 an inch. "You can go all the way up to nine full inches with that money, or you can opt for something a bit more modest - $5,000 or $6,000 worth, perhaps. Go home and talk it over with your wife, then let me know what you've decided at your follow-up next week."
A week later the man returns, and the doctor asks with anticipation, "So? What did you and your Mrs. decide?"
The man replies, "We're getting granite countertops."

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