LOL, RN! 😂

Marlene!!

😆

I seriously can’t wait for the conversation.

”I saw what you looked up on Azon.”

”Dammit. Ok, look, calm down, I know I said I wasn’t getting another guitar …”

”Not that! An organ tote!”

”A what?”

Jinx, you should definitely show that lunchbox to your friend!

I used to work for a place that does organ donation. a lunchbox like that would probably be forbidden there! LOL.

Seattle, the mix-up potential would be BAD. 😬

Does your DH go fishing a lot? That might be the best cooler for fishing.

Summers, no, no fishing. That would be a great gift for one. :D

I’m just sitting here laughing my a-double off. You funny people! 😂

Nini. :D

Ok, showtime.

He just called, he’s on his way home.

I’ve thrown out all the ice and put on my thickest vest. I won’t drink anything he makes.

Pray for me! If you don’t hear from me soon, send 1981 Tom Selleck!

Soooooooooooooo funny! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Annnnd I have now added it to my own cart because my oldest son, who has a warped sense of humor, has a birthday soon.

Nicole. :D

Sue, I’m laughing at that so hard. He’ll love it. :D

Next, Mr Sue will be here after seeing your account, ”My wife ordered this thing! Help!”

When Mr. Jinx comes home you should ask him what he wants for dinner. If he says liver I’d think twice before turning my back on him, especially if he’s watching Sweeny Todd on his device.

Marlene 😆

Is he a hunter or a trapper? It could be for baits.

Summers, no, no hunting. Well, not that I know of. Now I’m wondering. :D

“my thickest vest”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hold your back, grimace, double over, moan and then ask Dr.Jinx to PLEASE google kidney stones for you. If he is concerned, all is good❤️. But. . . if he is pi$$ed, then you have your answer.

I just cannot with this thread! Jinx, you be careful, now.

Jojo, that’s brilliant. 😄

Zalco, I’m coming to your house! 😁

The door is wide open, Jinx! Hurry!

Wait right there, Jinx. I'm coming to get you.

Omg, I'm dying here. Wait, no, not really ... I'm locking my doors.

Zalco, Kaya and I are heading your way! Kaya, bring Butters! :D

Thank you, Summers!

bpath, hopefully he doesn’t know where you live. 😬

Just make sure there is no "nice bottle of chianti" and no fava beans in the house!

Cyn! Ack! 😂

Who is Fred?

Bb, I was wondering that, too.

Ok, he’s here. Our convo:

”I saw what you searched on Azon.”

*confused look*

”You know.”

”I don’t!”

”THE ORGAN TOTE.”

*starts cracking up*

He’s playing it like it’s a joke. He says it showed up on his FB feed and he thought it was hilarious. He wants to order it.

SURE, MISTER MAN.

I poured my own wine, tyvm.

He just showed me this.

School! Travel! Office! Picnic!

Carry the life insurance payout!

What? Fred got fired?

We just recently finished watching the Rizzoli & Isles series, so I now an expert on murder. You. Are. Toast.

Speaking of Mr Selleck, today DH watched The Shadow Riders (1982) with Tom and Sam Elliott. I will say the 1981 version of him is the best version.

Bb, poor Fred. :(

Allison, YES. Ahhhh. I love that movie! Those two? Mmmmm.

I know that Tom and Sam would NEVER try to steal my kidney.

Just my heart. Nyuk, nyuk. 🤣

And then there is Larry’s Kidney, subtitled Being the True Story of How I Found Myself in China with My Black Sheep Cousin and His Mail-Order Bride, Skirting the Law to Get Him a Transplant--and Save His Life

It is by turns funny, poignant, and horrifying.

Well, you owe me some wine, bb, because I just spit out an entire mouthful!!

😂🤣

Bb, you reminded me of the weirdest movie I’ve ever seen … ”Rubber”.

When it came out, DH’s best friend said we had to watch. We trusted him. We shouldn’t have.

It’s about an evil tire that rolls around on it’s own, killing people. And before it kills, it’s starts shuddering really hard.

WHY. Why would someone make this movie? What mind thinks this up!

I really shouldn't check in here when I'm at work...

ROTFLOL!

Pudgeder, I’ll bring you dinner … in a special tote …

I have tips for removal of wine stains!

I’d think twice about my friendship with somone who recommends that movie!

I know! His taste in movies is forever tainted now.

I wonder if there was a strange spike in certain tote sales today.

😂

We stayed at the Hersey Hotel a few years ago and they sold them in the gift shop. DH thought it was funny and bought one to give to our niece who was finishing her cardio-vascular fellowship. He found a chocolate heart online and put it inside. She got a kick out of it and afterwards gave it to one of the urologists on staff with a chocolate pen-s.

oops - forgot the photo. I bought the chocolate bananas on the bottom shelf and several huge Hersey kisses for the kids.

I just want to step in and let you know that this thread is a very very very strong contender for thread of the month.

The month is just beginning, so who knows, but just saying this could potentially be the winner for the thread of the month, winter season 2022 , and who knows-----2022 entirely.

Jinx you do add so much to these forums, and honestly each and every one of the responses has brought a smile and even a chuckle .thanks all!!

Maire! You’re my hero. That’s awesome, I’m so glad you saw this thread and shared. 😂

Salon, you are so sweet, thank you for that. :) ❤️

I predict lots of great threads coming …. except the ones where Mtn is showing the things she’s planning to take out of my house!

Just read this thread! Hilarious! I can't get over the Rubber Tire movie! Were you and hubby cracking up all the way through it?? The tire marks on the cops shirt...cracks me up! I have to show my DH!

Olliesmom, we were! It was just so weird and absurd! 😂

We did sit through the whole thing, then told our friend we were never watching another movie he recommended. Knowing him, he did it on purpose just to see if we’d watch the whole thing. :D

Jinx, I like your friend! LOL

Olliesmom, he is a hoot. :)

He lives in Connecticut, so we don’t get to see him much. He’d be tickled that he and his weirdo movie are being discussed. :D