Ha, I was taking my teenage son and his friends to the mall one time back then. We had a red light and my son did that to a little old lady beside us. She flipped him off!!! We all cracked up laughing. Aaaahhh thanks for the memory, my first born baby will be 40 next month.

Just saw this on Facebook. And HAVE to share it, I'm still laughing out loud! At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favourite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I like you so much!!" "No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes, you can. Please?" "NO, no. I just can't." "Pleeeeease?..." Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice, the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!” Rusty

Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture.

Hope yer long dog can sneak up on them wabbits, Rusty, and catch 'em on the sly, for once they become aware of him, and start moving, he ain't got a hope of catchin' 'em! Handicapped not only by much shorter legs, but each produces a lot less distance travelled by each push on the ground. ole joyful