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amylou321

I am being invaded!!!

5 years ago
last modified: 5 years ago

Aaaaahhh bliss. My last vacation from work for the year. 12 days with nothing to do except a couple small tasks. Power wash the house, sort through my halloween stuff to make sure everything is in order for the trip up to work, maybe make a couple candles. Then BOOM! The invasion begins.
First. I hear something in the ceiling. Probably a mouse. Though from the amount of racket I suspect a TRex. No biggie. We live in a wooded area and one slips in every now and then. (A mouse not a t-rex) I dispatch the man to the attic with snap and glue traps. Nothing yet and the critter is still scratching around up there. Really irritating.
Then, i open my pantry to get a snack, and a dozen tiny creatures flew out. PANTRY MOTHS!!! ARGH! Where are they coming from?!?!? I spent hours cleaning, pulled all the food from the pantry to throw it out,vacuuming out all the corners, and cleaning it with a bleach based cleaner. Then with plain water. The culprit was bag of waffle mix,full of critter eggs. Gag! So glad we didn't eat anything out of there yet!
Next, I went to open a cabinet to get a couple plates. Ants. Ants ants ants everywhere!! SOs brilliant solution was to empty 2 cans of raid all over everything. That means all of our dishes, all of the food is the cabinets, All my spices and some baking dishes I keep in those cabinets were covered in greasy poison. So all of that food had to be thrown out, and all the dishes needed to be washed. Then I had to clean all the poison out of the cabinets, then clean them with clorox cleaner, then with soapy water to get rid of the bleach residue, then a vinegar solution to remove the ant trail. All that for another wave of ants to return the next day. I put out some terro ant baits and they are swarming them but I really just want to call the exterminator to take care of them. I think I will have to. I do not see where they are coming from!
Then today I went outside during a brief respite from the rain to let Leo the doofus dog out to play for a bit. Standing on my porch, I look around and see about a trillion SLUGS all over the walls, ceiling and steps of my porch. In disgust,after I brought Leo back inside, I stormed out to the carport to find SO to whine about the slugs. He is out there pouring salt over the trillion or so slugs that have invaded the carport. I told him about the ones on the porch and went to see about the ant problem, cleaning the cabinets several times to remove ant carcasses.
Then, to top it all off. Tonight, as I am laying on the couch watching TV minding my own business. Alone, as SO is working. My blink camera sends me an alert. A snake. A snake on my porch. To give you an idea of how huge this snake is, the video was 60 seconds long, the snake was slithering away in front of the camera the entire time, and it did not capture the entire snake. It was a never ending serpent of evil. I know lots of people here are all about having a snake around, or like snakes or snakes dont bother them. I am not one. I hate snakes, do not want to see them and do not want them around me or my house. By the time I got outside the snake was off the porch and its too dark to go searching for it. And before anyone suggests that it may have taken care of the mouse in the attic,wrong. Its still up there dancing the night away. So not only is it uninvited, terrifying and pushing me to the edge of a panic attack, it is useless.Now I am considering just burning the house down and starting over....Some vacation.

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