Jasdip - so funny. We drove by a house yesterday owned by one of DH's golfing buddies and I asked if he had ever been in it. He told me yes, his friend wanted some of the fish DH had caught and told him the door was unlocked - just to go in and put it in the refrigerator. DH said he walked in and their Golden Retriever just stood there wagging his tail. Didn't even bark!! seagrass

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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So there were these scientists studying a frog. They decided to teach the frog to jump on command. 'jump frog' they would say. He did. Then the team decided to expand the test. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 16 feet! They removed one of his legs. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 12 feet! A second leg was removed. 'jump frog'; he jumped 8 feet. A third leg removed. 'jump frog'. He jumped four feet. They removed his last leg. 'jump frog'. Nothing. 'jump frog' they commanded. Still nothing. Last chance. 'jump frog'. He doesn't move. Their conclusion? 'Frogs without legs can't hear.' science speaks [until you remove their legs?]