She fell in love with a minister but he only wanted to see her once a week, on Sundays.

She fell in love with a pro-golfer wannabe but he had no drive and kept putting around.

She fell in love with a local truck driver who had no interest in a long haul.

She fell in love with a general contractor who didn't know how to build a relationship.

She fell in love with a PC tech who often got hung up and needed to be rebooted too frequently.

He fell in love with an interior decorator who knew how to put lights and fixtures in a room but was otherwise in the dark.

She also fell in love with a farrier, but he kept horsing around.

She fell in love with a woodworker but he board her to death

She fell in love with the funeral director but he caused her grave concerns

She fell in love with her lawyer until she got a glimpse of his briefs

She fell in love with a bartender, but he was always calling all the shots.

She fell in love with an orthodontist and was braced for rejection.

She fell in love with a concrete finisher but he couldn't cement the deal.

She fell in love with a car salesman who's been around the block a few times.

She fell in love with the brewmaster but the stout young man was a little too rough and she ended up with a little microbrews

She fell in love with a teacher but he got a failing grade.

She fell in love with a crane operator but he just couldn't get it up.

She fell in love with a blacksmith, but he had other irons in the fire.

She fell in love with a chocolatier but he wasn't sweet enough.

She fell in love with a cattle rancher, but he wouldn't cud-dle and gave her a bum steer.

She fell in love with an excavator but never felt the earth move.

She feel in love with a window cleaner but he was such a pane.

She fell for a guy who worked at a wax factory only to discover he was burning his candle at both ends.

I "like" all of these. Thank you! Be still my pun loving .

She fell in love with a glass maker but didn't like his temper.

She fell in love with the mortuary owner, but she couldn't stand his coffin.

She fell in love with the sculptor, but it turned out to be a bust.

She fell in love with the demolitions expert, at first they had a blast, but it really bombed.

She fell in love with a prisoner, but he felt caged in.

She fell in love with the ornithologist, but he flipped her the bird.

She fell in love with the bedding maker, but it was a real sham.

She fell in love with the egg farmer, but he told her to beat it.

She fell in love with a medium, but then he ghosted her.

She fell in love with a guy who worked in an auto assembly plant but broke it off when she realized he always only wanted to do the same few things, over and over.

She fell in love with a tuba player but found he was a blowhard.

(I especially like this one)

She fell in love with a guy who worked in a steel mill. Initially there were lots of sparks but things soon cooled and hardened.

She fell in love with the lingerie salesman, but he gave her the slip.

She fell in love with a violinist but found he had too much presto and not enough sostenuto.

She fell in love with a dairyman but things soon soured.

She fell in love with the air traffic controller, but she wasn't on his radar.

She fell in love with a geometry teacher, but he was always getting off on a tangent.

She fell in love with an x-ray tech, but she could see right through him.

She fell in love with photographer, but he was gone in a flash.

She fell in love with a cardiac transplant specialist. He stole her heart.

She fell in love with a dairy farmer. He was udderly infatuated

She fell in love with a gynecologist, but he didn't want to look into it.

She fell in love with a beer maker but there was nothing brewing.

She fell in love with a basketball player, but he dribbled too much.

She fell in love with a hockey player, but he told her to puck off.

She fell in love with a landscaper, but he loved her no mower.

She fell in love with a bellhop, but he was carrying too much baggage.

She fell in love with a banker but he held no interest.