Buccos., that made me actually laugh out loud! Rusty ETA: Jeb, thanks for posting that one, I love positive thoughts!

Wife: Why are you late? Husband: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Husband: No, I was standing on it.

@Maggie200 The Bizarro comics all have hidden objects. If you look above the writers signature there is a number. That tells you how many hidden objects in the comic. This comic has a 1. Some of the hidden objects are a slice of pie, an eyeball, a shoe, an alien in a spaceship, a stick of dynamite, a crown, K2, O2, and more. See if you can find the object in this puzzle!

I once got the hosta 'Nantucket' delivered to me in a bucket. Forgotten, in time it then turned to slime and all I could do was say, “chuck it”. tj