"Could someone explain the crane/child/parent one?" Tell a child, "NO", what is the first thing they do? LOL

I was observing two men that were working for the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. After a while I had to ask, "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."

There is an infamous train trestle in my area that is constantly being run into by trucks whose drivers don't heed the low clearance signs, or simply don't know how tall their trucks are. Yesterday, this one hit it: If you can't read the truck, it says: Intelligence Delivered.

This are real instructions: