Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Ditzy friend to another: "I failed the driving test. I entered the traffic circle and the sign said '30 mph' so I drove 30 times around." The other friend responds sympathetically, "You probably counted wrong."

Yes Angela, it's amazing how so many shows manage to get major remodels done in 30 min!

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween.......... Now....he won't come when I call him.