I made a meme yesterday but wasn't sure mods would approve posting it. So here goes, wish I knew how to "size" him better.

In my kitchen:

I had to try it 😊

Buccos, here is a tomato from my garden. I immediately noticed the resemblance to Jughead!

Or Pinocchio!

Rusty

As for Bernie, it was so odd he was dressed warmly but nothing on that bald head which must have been losing quite a bit of body heat.

so?

True story: Farmer's daughter brought her city boyfriend home. They pulled into the farmyard, and she dashed into the house while he parked. When he finally arrived she asked what had kept him. He said he'd had to beat his way in through a flock of chickens. "They were up on their hind legs and everything!"

Rusty, I once worked in a restaurant where a young waitress asked me if you only got chicken breasts from girl chickens.

What has four legs and squawks?

Two chickens having an argument.