LOL Nicole! My parents had a dog and a motor coach. When they took her camping she was an expert about popping out a window to join them outside.

Rusty - she's peeling an Irish potato and wearing green!!

A young girl was attending her first wedding, watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless. The groom stood at the altar as six bridesmaids walked slowly up the aisle, one by one.Soon, the girl leaned over to her mom and whispered, “Why doesn’t he just hurry up and pick one?”

I learned it as: I before e, except after c, or as sounded as "a" as in neighbor or weigh. But English spelling is hard--though not nearly as hard as French.