So there were these scientists studying a frog. They decided to teach the frog to jump on command. 'jump frog' they would say. He did. Then the team decided to expand the test. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 16 feet! They removed one of his legs. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 12 feet! A second leg was removed. 'jump frog'; he jumped 8 feet. A third leg removed. 'jump frog'. He jumped four feet. They removed his last leg. 'jump frog'. Nothing. 'jump frog' they commanded. Still nothing. Last chance. 'jump frog'. He doesn't move. Their conclusion? 'Frogs without legs can't hear.' science speaks [until you remove their legs?]

1. ARBITRAITOR - a cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. 2. BERNADETTE - the act of torching a mortgage. 3. BURGLARIZE - what a crook sees through. 4. AVOIDABLE - what a bullfighter tries to do. 5. COUNTERFEITER - workers who put together kitchen cabinets. 6. LEFT BANK - what the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money. 7. HEROES - what a man in a boat does. 8. PARASITES - what you see from the Eiffel Tower. 9. PARADOX - two physicians. 10. PHARMACIST - a helper on a farm. 11. RELIEF - what trees do in the spring. 12. RUBBERNECK - what you do to relax your wife. 13. SELFISH - what the owner of a seafood store does. 14. SUDAFED - brought litigation against a government official.

An "oldie but goodie": Rusty

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