I, as self appointed queen of this thread, have decided to GRACIOUSLY bestow upon all of you honorary titles. However, you must inform me of what they are, so that i can, you know, have them to bestow upon your heirs or whatever.....
Here are the parameters:
Your Title shall be "Lord" or "Lady" (Last thing you ate) of (Something that makes you happy)+any embellishments such titles require to add consequence. I shall start.....
In addition to Queen of this thread, my other title is:
Lady Cheetos Puff of Pink-ing-ton-shire-ford.
If you would rather remain a peasant (or have an alter ego to mingle among them) tell me your "Quarantine name." It consists of how you feel right now + you favorite food in the whole world. If my above title intimidates you, feel free to call me: