A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died. "Now," he said,” what do you learn from this?" An eager student gave his answer. "Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."

Ded -- as elders, DH and I have been planning our end-of-life stuff. DH wants cremation for himself and I likely will also. Our second son and his family hold game nights frequently. What are the odds that one or the other of us will get an hourglass and go to game night?!! Maybe mixed together, and mentioned in our wills that DS & his family must include us.... LOLOL

Ded, I’m always doing that!

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