No pics/cartoons - just blank space. Plus - this dummy doesn't get Bob's story about the bloody pointy ends. _________ After a couple of minutes ... ... pics appeared ... ... and Bob's story made sense ... ... if one can conceive of aggressive cats (who just got all wet). ole joyful ... who can't remember what he came in here for ...

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "What's wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said: "Does she still have the hiccups? Rusty

Annie my teaching moment learning the difference between garbage and trash was at my grandmothers house. I learned the garbage went in the pail on the back step. Egg shells, coffee grounds, potato peels, etc. would go in in the slop bucket, i.e. garbage pail, and she'd use it for compost. The paper stuff was incinerated, and bottles and tin cans were the only trash hauled away back then.

Two of the questions in drewsmaga's post are easily answered. 4/ The "W"- back in the day, the letter "U" was written as a "V". This evolved from Roman inscriptions, a "V" is a lot easier to bang out with a chisel than a curvy "U". It was still pronounced as "U". Eventually the discrete "U" was adopted. 2/ People did not evolve from monkeys. People and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor. One branch of the family became people, a different branch became monkeys.