A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!" The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . . molasses.

I wonder what makes them stay on the person and not just take off and wander over to another person. I had a gal I knew in Oklahoma who had big rats for pets. They slept with her and her kids. Sorry I just can't get past the icky factor. She would tell me they were great pets. I just don't know about wearing mice or rats as jewelry though or an accessory lol. I guess you wouldn't have to worry about crumbs when you eat.

Them are ducks=Mr ducks OH no them are not =o no mr not OH yes them are = os mr See them wings =Cm wangs I learned that one when I was very young. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/53092m/m_r_ducks/

Elizabeth, this is the best collection I've seen yet. I especially like #3.