Smile Today - 1/14

Annie Deighnaugh

A classic:

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
—Ogden Nash

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Elizabeth


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jim_1 (Zone 9A)

Not a classic, but one my father taught me early on...

AB, CD goldfish

L, MNO goldfish

OSMR goldfish

CMPN!

My mother thought it inane.

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skibby (zone 4 Vermont)

Jim, I knew a slightly different version. My dad taught me too:

AB, CD goldfish

L, MNO goldfish

Y, RC 2 goldfish

OS, ICM now.


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ravencajun Zone 8b TX


For all the people who love puzzles! Lol

Done!

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ravencajun Zone 8b TX

Mr ducks

O no Mr not

Os Mr

Cm wangs


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eld6161

I am not getting Jim’s or raven’s

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ravencajun Zone 8b TX

Them are ducks=Mr ducks

OH no them are not =o no mr not

OH yes them are = os mr

See them wings =Cm wangs

I learned that one when I was very young.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/53092m/m_r_ducks/

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ravencajun Zone 8b TX

abcd goldfish? Abey see the goldfish?

LMNO goldfish Hell, them aint no goldfish!

OSAR! CMPN? Oh yes they are! See em peein?

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HU-955941711

Alternate ending for raven's:

CMEDBE Beeks?

LIB, MR Ducks

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ravencajun Zone 8b TX

Yes there are a few different versions.

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laceyvail 6A, WV

F U N E X?

S I F X

F U N E M ?

S I F M

OK LF M N X

From my father .

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