"Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.” - George Carlin

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything" After a brief chuckle at the monks joke the vendor hands him his hotdog with everything and says "That'll be $4 please." The monk hands over a $10 bill and waits while the vendor just stares back at him... awkwardly the monk asks "What about my change?" "Ah" replies the vendor, "change must come from within".

Hold a finger on the end of the tape on the roll when you cut off a chunk, ded, even if you're the more than "tired" that's called "retired", then stick on it one of those doohickeys that hold a bread bag shut to keep it available the next time your need arises. Up here we have three bags holding about a gallon of milk inside another bag that use similar, slightly more sturdy, closures. ole "stuck-up" joyful ... who, being on a roll, has yet to find out where his end is/when his end is coming - hopefully not via covid ... ... had some vaccination insulation installed a couple of weeks ago (with no after effects apparent)

Contrary to popular belief, a baby kangaroo is not a Joey. It is called a pouch potato.