My Pretty cat does that too, nicole. For added drama, running at full speed she'll jump up on the end table and graze the side of the lamp just enough to make the lamp wobble - not fall - just wobble, jump down and race behind the couch.

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "What's wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said: "Does she still have the hiccups? Rusty

A lamb’s rite of passage – Baa Mitzvah A pigeon’s final blow – Coo Degrace King cobra’s title – Hiss Majesty Existentialist cow – Albert Camoo

That underpants thing happened to my boss one time when he went to a meeting with the CEO. Fortunately the pants had stuck to his shirt and he had his suit jacket on over it. He and no idea until after his meeting. He was very clever though. Afterward he said, had it fallen off during the meeting, he would've picked it up and blown his nose in it before sticking it in his pocket like a handkerchief!