Last night, I wished I was drinking coffee. This morning, I got to drink coffee. Follow your dreams people.

Buccos 4vr ... when one takes 10 pills a day, of 6 kinds, one has a feeling of comradeship and empathy with that cat. Especially when one gets an antibiotic added on, requiring one to take 4 a day, spaced fairly equally, for a week - got rather badly behind, trying to catch up. ole joyfuelled ... quite a long period on the pill (badly behind today: didn't fully program the phone, hitch-hiked 5 times for different activities - only 5 pills by 9 p. m.; gotta pull up yer socks, there, ole buddy!)

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "What's wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said: "Does she still have the hiccups? Rusty

The complaints about school hours could easily be fixed by changing the hours schools are in session, not changing the time for everyone. As for farming, animals don't know what a clock says. Many high schools have already set back the time school starts to better match the way the adolescent brain functions -- slow to engage in the a.m. and slow to shut down at night: Vampire brain.