Smile Today - 4/13
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Comments (9)These are all especially funny today. Thanks to all who posted!...See MoreSmile Today 4/13
Comments (11)A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ''Love'' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?'' asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer."...See MoreSmile today - 4/4/24
Comments (13)Fun2BHere, you reminded me of the Shakespeare Insult Generator...there are a number of them on line https://codepo8.github.io/shakespeare-insult-generator/ Thou unmuzzled elf-skinned bladder!...See MoreSmile today - 4/13/24
Comments (12)"because, like me, they yearn to be close to you." I love that by Harry Connick, Jr.! Now it will be in my head all day. It was originally done by the Carpenters. (I think?)...See More
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