Goes for a run/walk

Cooks bacon.

eat a meal out at a restaurant

Forgets to adjust the toilet seat after use.

Loses or misplaces their cell phone or (other technological device).

Looks for lost golf balls.

Spills something.

Rusty

Blow their nose

Sneeze

Forget where they put something

Says I love you

Wash spots off their blouses/shirts because they've dripped/spilled/sloshed something on themselves, usually when dining in public.

She says from experience.

Take out the garbage.

puts gas in their car

Goes to a store.

That would be every three to fours days. Cleans house? Pick up the mail?

Balances their check book....

Swears when driving in heavy traffic...

States out loud "they need a vacation!"

Buys groceries.

Googles themselves?

Buy milk. Uses a credit card

laundry

goes to grocery store