Nicole__, I had a cat that loved spaghetti with tomato sauce. She figured out how to use her claws to scoop up strands with her paw, like one of those pasta servers. I couldn't believe my eyes the first time I saw her do that!

juneroses, I should send this to two of my friends. They both are "interrupters". One says, "I just get excited". The other told me, "I want to say it before I forget it!". At least they are honest. ha

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up. The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares." Rusty

I'm tired of being flat on the bottom! Do I get that way from sitting so long on the toilet? o j