Smile Today - 1/5
Annie Deighnaugh
5 years ago
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Comments (14)Annie - that is really funny Jasdip - When my eldest was in grade 4 (?) and was being taught how to do division with fractions he was a little confused by what his teacher was saying. And actually so I was I. There was some long song and dance procedure that he was having to do. So I told him to just inverse and multiply. Well, I got quite the snarky phone call from the teacher, even though that's where the lesson was going to wind up....See MoreSmile today - 5/1/21
Comments (12)A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything" After a brief chuckle at the monks joke the vendor hands him his hotdog with everything and says "That'll be $4 please." The monk hands over a $10 bill and waits while the vendor just stares back at him... awkwardly the monk asks "What about my change?" "Ah" replies the vendor, "change must come from within"....See MoreSmile today - 5/5/21
Comments (19)Hold a finger on the end of the tape on the roll when you cut off a chunk, ded, even if you're the more than "tired" that's called "retired", then stick on it one of those doohickeys that hold a bread bag shut to keep it available the next time your need arises. Up here we have three bags holding about a gallon of milk inside another bag that use similar, slightly more sturdy, closures. ole "stuck-up" joyful ... who, being on a roll, has yet to find out where his end is/when his end is coming - hopefully not via covid ... ... had some vaccination insulation installed a couple of weeks ago (with no after effects apparent)...See MoreSmile today - 1/5/23
Comments (15)Not so fast re: Speakers. Two are still iffy....See More
marilyn_c
5 years agoAdd to the above, the can opener. ;)
This really isn't funny to most people, but it is how I feel. We have had sooo much rain here. Someone said it hasn't stopped since Hurricane Harvey....and it does seem like that.
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