The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

~Phyllis Diller

Add to the above, the can opener. ;)

This really isn't funny to most people, but it is how I feel. We have had sooo much rain here. Someone said it hasn't stopped since Hurricane Harvey....and it does seem like that.

An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but will never break.

--ancient Chinese belief

LOL OMG....these are all so funny today. Thank you for giving me a great laugh.

Can't pick a favorite...but the "dirty underwear" one made me giggle out loud.

Great ones!

They learn early!

Marilyn! Omg YES YES YES! We need to all grow webbed toes!.

Send some of that rain up here to the Tx. panhandle - we definitely can use it!

Audrey, you find the funniest stuff every single day. Today, however, my first reaction was.....Ewwww. lol