An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. The moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.

2020 in Retrospect: 1. The biggest waste of money I ever bought was a 2020 planner. 2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. 3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! 4. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house & told my dog.... We had a good laugh. 5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. 6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands? 7. I never thought the comment, I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6-foot pole would become a national policy, but here we are! 8. I need to practice social-distancing ....from the refrigerator. 9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins! 10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money. ☺

Eld, the guy thinks a woman is hot, if she's been in FB jail more often that him. I've been in FB jail for innocuous memes, that are way off the mark of what they say I'm doing (promoting violence etc, nudity etc.

Thanks for your enjoyable word to the wise (and the rest of us), Olychick Next time I ride transit, I expect I'll share it with some other riders. ole joyful/joyful guy