Rusty, I think our house is haunted, too! Sometimes I make faces at the old woman in the mirror and she makes the same faces back at me....mocking me. Now how mean is that!!!

Adopt, don't shop!

For that gal on the pillow talk trip with the 99 problems, ded, of which 86 are made up, inconsequential ... would the other 13 be unlucky, do ya figger? p j (that was supposed to be "o j", ded: I'm not on my way to bed - either my finger slipped, or the editor in the device was ir-responsible/mistaken/to blame)

When i see this joke i think, yes, but the pencil has the lead.