An old man from Kalamazoo Once dreamed he was eating his shoe. He awoke late that night In a terrible fright. Now instead of one tongue, he has two.

The person who coined the phrase "emotional baggage" really missed the opportunity to use "griefcase."

For that gal on the pillow talk trip with the 99 problems, ded, of which 86 are made up, inconsequential ... would the other 13 be unlucky, do ya figger? p j (that was supposed to be "o j", ded: I'm not on my way to bed - either my finger slipped, or the editor in the device was ir-responsible/mistaken/to blame)

My wife when I forget to put the toilet seat down. tj