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amylou321

My cruise: The good,the bad, the ugly.....

8 years ago

So we finally made it on our first cruise. The verdict is....split. The trip itself had some ups and downs.


First, the flight. SO had never flown before, and was nervous, although he wouldn't admit it. I figured he would enjoy it,and he did. He drives an 18 wheeler and his hobby is building and racing race cars,so i knew he would be fascinated. It was a direct flight, a fairly short one, so that went smoothly.


Well, we paid for transport from the airport to the hotel. We arrive, get our luggage, and i call the shuttle company. She tells me to go to spot A15. I confirm twice, A15. "Yes" she says, " Noone else uses that spot." (i found that odd and unlikely, but i dont travel much...so i figured what do i know.) She tells us the driver will be there in 2 minutes. So we go to spot A15, a bus pulls us, and we get on. I had a bad feeling though. About 20 minutes into the drive, i get a call form the shuttle driver asking where we are. I tell him...."Uh, we are on a bus going somewhere." He then informs me that i am on the way to the cruise port. He said he didnt know why she told me that only they use that spot, and why she told us to go there anyway, and that she was supposed to tell us to wait in baggage claim for him. Apparently the poor man was standing there with a little sign waiting for us after we had already gone. Anyway, we asked the driver of the bus we were on to drop us off at out hotel, which he did, for a large tip (SO always OVERTIPS, so so i)


The hotel was recommended by the travel agent we went through. I looked it up online before we left of course and it looked fine. We get there,i go to check in and set up transport to the cruise ship the next day. That all went smoothly until she pulls out a MAP and draws a line for us to follow to get to our room. I am NOT kidding, i brought this map home to show my mom and sisters how RIDICULOUS it was and they were all GREATLY amused. We followed the friggin map to the other side of the world (it was easily a 15 minute walk) and we arrived at the other side of said world, no room. We finally found a member of staff who told us yes, we were in the right place, just go around the corner, down an alley, and through a door, SERIOUSLY? What are we LEPERS??? The room was tiny and crummy,and $200 a night. But it was only for one night, so i tried to make the best of it. By this point, since i worked the night before,i had been awake over 24 hours, we were both HOT and POed from the unscheduled hiking trip to get to the room, as well as the shuttle mix up, so it wasn't a good start. I went right to bed, and SO snuck out and walked to a local italian place to get us something to eat, having been too disgusted with the hotel to be willing to pay them for the food in the onsite restaurant. (He got me a calzone....it was SOOOOOOO good. A bright spot to the day, bless him)


The cruise itself was fun for the most part. I don't think we are social enough people to really enjoy it to the fullest. We aren't really deck party people. We spent most of our time on the smoking deck, since he refused to even try to quit or even cut back. But it was fine. I enjoyed sitting and looking out at the water, I spent a lot of time in the casino, which was fun for me. When i added up all i fed the slot machines vs. what i won, i came out 3 bucks ahead, so WOOHOO! We didn't get a chance to take in any shows, because we were always so exhausted. We always said we would go to the room and rest, and then get up and go DO something, but we always ended up going to sleep and not waking until the next morning. I felt like a fuddy duddy. But i decided that the point of the trip was to relax, and we did.


The island experiences were mixed.


In the Dominican Republic, we hired a local taxi driver named Carlos to take us around. SO is not really interested in touristy stuff, he wanted to see the real city and how people live there. The driver took us all over, showing us both extreme poverty and wealth, and everything in between. He was very nice and informative. SO was on a mission to get a new outfit, so the guy took us to a store, where SO bought himself a pair of shorts and a shirt, then bought Carlos a pair of $50 pants and a pair of sunglasses. We went to a few other places, and i ended up with a beautiful Larimar heart necklace and some small sculptures that some guy on the beach claimed he hand made. Whether he did or not, doesnt really matter. I really liked them. I will post pictures if I remember when i get home. As is his way, SO paid the guy 50 bucks over what he asked for, in addition the the clothes he bought him. Everyone involved walked away happy.


St. Thomas was not as fun. We ended up on one of those open buses with 20 other people. The guy took us to 3 souvenir stands, and then to a beach where we were expected to pay to even walk on it. We decided to stay on the bus. I was more irritated when he decided to stop us in the middle of nowhere, get out and proceed to lecture us on how hard life on the island is, as well as detailed how much stuff costs there, before reminding us that he wants tips. It was a shame, as the island itself was beautiful. While we were waiting outside the giant stand that is apparently famous for banana daiquiris for our driver to tell us to get back on. a big lizard with a blue face snuck up on SO. I got a pretty good picture of it too. I was amazed at the HUGE beehive that was hanging from one of the coconut trees outside this place. Anyway, i was glad to get back on the ship.


Puerto Rico was fine. Our driver showed us all over, before taking us to an exotic place called a "mall" with such wonders as "Sears" and "JC Penny." SO bought me 3 sundresses in a little shop in old San Juan, which was nice. But the rest of the day back on the ship was a disaster. It was SOs birthday, and when people at the bar on the ship found out, several people bought him shots. That's fine, and very nice of them. However, after he got totally wasted, he proceeded to tell me that he thinks i am screwing some guy that hes been socializing with on the smoking deck, as well a several of his friends and family members back home. Sigh. This, sadly, is not new. He is very insecure and always has been, I don't know why. Maybe the big age difference, maybe his past relationships, i don't really know. His insecurities rarely rear their ugly heads, but when they do, i feel quite helpless, as there is NOTHING i can do to prove a negative. (As if one man isn't enough trouble) I felt even more helpless out in the middle of the friggin water. Anyway, after he ranted at me for awhile,he fell asleep. Of course the next day he was all apologies. But that episode pretty much put a damper on the rest of the trip for me anyway. He didn't drink anymore after that.


The last stop was Grand Turk. It was my least favorite. We got into a tour van with some other people. For what, i don't know. There was absolutely NOTHING to see beyond the beach, IMO. The highlight for me was all the wild donkeys running around. In future, if we ever go again, we will skip that one or stay on the boat if we end up back there.


SO, true to form, complained the whole time about little things, and as soon as we got off the darn thing, told me how much he enjoyed himself. Doofus. He told me that he wants to do it again, and i wouldn't mind going on an Alaskan cruise,or another Caribbean one if we go to different islands. I may plan another one next year or the year after for his birthday again, if he promises not to get drunk again.


All in all, I have decided that i am not a good traveler. When i get to where i am going, i am good, and when i get back to the house, i am better, but all that fiddle faddle in between (the flights, shuttles,hotels, more shuttles,etc.) is annoying. I am glad we went and we did, overall, all things considered, have a good time. I was glad to get home and see my doggies. I missed them a lot. They were happy to see us too. My sister went up there several times a day to check on them, as well as bring them blocks of ice for their water buckets and lots of treats. So they weren't neglected, but i still missed them.


Now we are back to our normal routine. Ho Hum.

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