Why was the blond staring at the orange juice container?

Because it said concentrate.

How does a blond turn on the light?

She opens the car door.

I love these jokes! And I am... or at least was very naturally blonde at one time!

How do you know Blondie has been on the computer?

There's White-Out on the screen.

Dumb blond walks onto a plane, sits in first class and announces, "I'm blond and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Miami". But her ticket is for tourist so the attendant tries to get her to move to her proper seat. But she won't budge and instead announces, "I'm blond and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Miami". So the attendant gets the senior attendant who tells her that the flight can't leave unless she's in her proper seat. She still won't move and declares, "I'm blond and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Miami". So they finally get the Captain who leans over to her and whispers something in her ear, at which point she gets up and moves to the back of the plane. The attendants, in awe, ask the Captain what he said. "Simple", he replied. "I just told her that the front of the plane doesn't stop in Miami."