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Twas the night before Christmas

sharonann z5 Ont

7 years ago

Seen this on another board. Thought it was cute.

Twas the night before Christmas, I'm glued to the tree,

I'm wondering what Santa brought just for me.

Could it be fat quarters or a pattern or lace?

Or a vintage machine, I said with a smile on my face.

And that's when I heard him, "Hi, Santa," I said.

"You know....good little children should be in their beds!"

"I know I should, Santa, and now I've got caught.

But I was just so excited to see what you brought."

"Well, let's take a look in this room where you work."

He shook his head quickly and left with a jerk.

I heard him exclaim, as he put it in gear,

"You've got enough crap, I'll see you next year!"

Merry Christmas to all,

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glassquilt
7 years ago
Love it!
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loisflan
7 years ago
Cute and probably very true. But really, can you ever have enough quilting "stuff"?
sharonann z5 Ont thanked loisflan
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What a delightful rendition ...... ;-) It's been awhile since I've had a crowd in. Take Mario Batali's advice and wear Crock's, and my advice -- do as much ahead as possible. We had our low-keyed Christmas and our granddaughter's 18th birthday celebration in Tennessee. Left on Friday and got back last night to 13-inchs of snow, and wonderful neighbors who had our drive cleared by the time we got back. I think we'll be clearing their drive the rest of the winter to pay them back :-). Our son has the flu, so we'll hopefully see him for New Year's Day and hold off on Christmas Dinner until then. Since we'll be free on Christmas Day, we'll volunteer at the annual FREE Christmas Dinner a friend of my parents has done for the community for 30-years, and deliver meals to shut-ins. With all this snow, there is sure to be more requests for deliveries than normal. You just never know how things will turn out, do you :?) Merry Christmas everyone. -Grainlady
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Very funny! Thank you for sharing and hope you have a merry Christmas. Beverly
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LOL Funny! That was me some years! This year it's different! I have so many offers of help I am not sure what I will find to do to keep myself busy! ;)
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grammyp
7 years ago
Thanks for the chuckle. That was so cute.
sharonann z5 Ont thanked grammyp
polardream
7 years ago
Cute
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littlehelen_gw
7 years ago
Cute...thanks for sharing!
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