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Comments (22)Okay, never had it done, but have been very interested in trying it. I think I will have to wait because I am going to have a baby in 6 weeeks. Not sure if you can wax while pregnant?! (Or as pregnant as I am anyways...) Now here is a question for you... I am all confused on what I should do for the delivery of the baby, as far as "down there" grooming goes. I can't even see down there anymore, a bit scared to use a razor right now...considering consulting DH, but not sure if I trust him using a razor down there either!!! LOL! Maybe NOW is the time for a wax!? Suggestions?...See MoreShare your holiday story
Comments (14)OMG, those are really sad stories! RIP, as awful as yours was, it honestly is pretty darn funny now (LOL!). Mine deals with my pregnancy, as well. We had our "dream " home here in the mountains built the year of 1992-3. It was a long process and DH's staff at his clinic was there cheering us on throughout it all. We promised them we'd have a big Christmas party here once we moved in to celebrate and for them to see it in person at last. Well, I got pregnant that August right after we moved in and was still having 24/7 morning sickness in December. The last thing in the world I wanted to do was think about food, let alone cook any! But, I love Christmas and was so excited about the new house (and anxious to show everyone our baby's nursery) that I decided to go through with the party anyway. We hired our favorite restaurant to cater the sit down dinner for everyone and their spouse or S/O. I hired my neighbor's housekeeper to clean for me and figured all was good. Wrong! The housekeeper couldn't come until the day of the party. She brought her adult daughter to help her. The daughter tripped over our vacuum, breaking it, a 3-ft tall vase and put a 14" round, deep, brown dirt hole in our foyer's cream colored adobe wall. That really started my pregnancy hormones raging ;^D. Thankfully the daughter wasn't injured. It took them until just before the guests were to arrive to finish cleaning, as they were sweeping instead of vacuuming by then. More hormones going nuts! DH arrived home and started patching the hole in the wall just as the caters arrived. I was under the impression they were bringing all the food already done, but instead, they needed to cook and finish much of it here . . . with the housekeepers still cleaning around them! I was running around trying to show the caters where everything was, while hurrying DH along. 20 minutes before all the guests were due to arrive, I was still in my sweats and feeling like you-know-what . . . and then I realized that with all the chaos, I'd forgotten to set the table!!! Our 9 y/o son volunteered to set it for me while I changed for the party. Thankfully, the guests were a good 15 minutes late, giving me time to rescue the table from my 9 y/o's vision of a great dinner party table (LOL!). Our first dinner party here was a hit that evening despite all the disasters, my all-day morning sickness . . . and the fact that, although my dress was a maternity one, I'd never considered the need for pregnancy nylons. They kept slipping down over my stomach and threatening to shoot to the floor like an over-stretched rubber band throughout the evening! I think I spent the majority of the evening with one fist desperately clutching them to my belly! Lynn...See MoreShare your turkey cooking stories...
Comments (19)We usually have Thanksgiving at my sister's house. She would take care of the turkey and dessert and I'd do all the side dishes. One year she couldn't do it, so I volunteered to do it at my house, turkey and all, the whole feast. To save time, I purchased 2 frozen pre-cooked turkeys. My friends at work advised me to purchase them early and thawed in the fridge, so I did. That year, I had a new fridge too. It was only 1 month old and I sure didn't know much about it. Ok, back to the turkeys... I ran out of space on the upper shelves of the fridge so I threw 1 in the bottom drawer for the meat thinking that would be a perfect place for it. Come Thanksgiving morning, I took the turkeys out, I freaked out, 1 turkey was thawed and 1 was still... frozen! I sure didn't know that the temp for that drawer, when set on high, was at 32F degrees! So, I thought that if I cook as directed but a little longer, eventually the frozen one will be thawed out. Well?... wrong assumption! We ended up having to cut the turkey in pieces in order to fit it in the microwave to speed up the warming process. Fortunately, that works 'cause the turkey was precooked(luck #1). I had a very talented cousin that came that day. She volunteered to take care of that frozen turkey. After microwaved it, she put the pieces together on the plate so nicely, the turkey look whole in 1 piece! It was amazing, I couldn't figured out which turkey was whole and which was not. (luck #2) LOL... A few years later, that microwave died. When it came to purchase a new one, LOL... you bet, I remembered of the turkey incident and got a bigger size that fit my budget. I still haven't cook a fresh turkey from scratch but I'm wondering.... what else could happen.......See MoreIt's Halloween....share your scary gardening stories and creature pics
Comments (10)My scary story involves being a Florida gardening neophyte and not realizing that everything I planted was going to either get huge or run everywhere! Bamboo that was supposed to be Golden Goddess, but it isn't. When first planted and second photo from a couple years ago--bamboo stalks are even larger now. I planted this clerodendron from a tiny pot from a garden club sale. Now it has spread itself all around, 30 feet from its original plant. I am chopping down suckers everywhere. I planted a blue clockvine on a trellis. It got huge and died back in the frost, leaving ugly black leaves and bare stems, so I dug it up and threw it on the side of the lot. Now it covers all the scrub growth for quite a distance. I love the Dombeya seminole I planted, but now it covers up everything else--under its spreading branches are three roses, a bird of paradise, two pineapple plants, and several crinum lilies. But it's just starting to bloom, so how can I prune it now??? To the right of the Dombeya is a Carolina jessamine--climbing into the gutters. How was I to know it would get so BIG? I have several other examples, including a fern a neighbor gave me that is spreading everywhere, a Calliandra powderpuff that got huge and has to be put back every year or the neighbor's yard disappears under it, a coral honeysuckle that got so thick it collapsed the trellis it is growing on .... Marcia...See Morejen ukutegbe
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