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Freeway Ducks: CA Style

10 years ago
last modified: 10 years ago

Funny things can happen frequently on California's freeways, but this afternoon I experienced an especially unusual happening. Wish I had a Dash Cam for this one!

Merging from an on-ramp southbound onto the I-5 / Santa Ana Freeway, which was fairly busy but flowing smoothly at 65MPH, I got cut off by a flying duck. Seriously. It swooped in from the right, and settled in speeding along in the lane directly in front of me. Ok, not speeding exactly, but definitely holding his own and cruising at an altitude that ranged from 4-7 feet. Intent upon not rear ending the fella.... because obviously, I am loath to explain to my insurance company that: "You see, I was tailgating a duck in the #5 lane..." Uh-huh.

After flying down the freeway a little ways, he did this sudden curve-banking maneuver and was then traveling straight down the center of the #4 lane. Good move, there weren't any vehicles for some distance in front or behind him then. He dropped down to a confident 2.5 foot altitude and I estimate he was traveling smoothly at 50-55MPH. Not bad. Hope no one switches lanes while he is in their blind spot.

Then in a typical CA driver this-guy-should-loose-his-license move, the duck suddenly swerves across several lanes of traffic to move into the HOV lane. Now wait a minute! Carpool lanes are for two or more people...but then motorcycles allowed, so maybe he is a single user exception, or something... Is this thing even street legal???

I watch in continued amazement, bordering on eye-disbelief, for a while as it flies along. Then the bird...yes, remember this is a bird I am talking about... suddenly gained a little more flight height and...OMG He just flew over the center divide into the northbound lanes!

And I lost sight of him. Hope everyone remained safe on the other side.

You just can't make this stuff up. Or, at least I'm pretty sure I couldn't. :D

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