Salted peanuts, salty snacks Taps Kegs Pressurized kegs Smooth bar surfaces so the stein could be slid Fancy Clysedales drawing beer wagons Miserable workplace environments

so there were these scientists studying a frog. They decided to teach the frog to jump on command. 'jump frog' they would say. He did. Then they decided to expand the test. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 16 feet! then they removed one of his legs. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 12 feet! A second leg was removed. 'jump frog'; he jumped 8 feet. A third leg removed. 'jump frog'. He jumped four feet. They removed his last leg. 'jump frog'. Nothing. 'jump frog' they commanded. Still nothing. Last chance. 'jump frog'. He doesn't move. Their conclusion? 'Frogs without legs can't hear.' science speaks

Bread aisle of the grocery store, which is why I never go down that aisle. I'm somewhat shocked that so many people go down every aisle in the grocery store. I certainly never go down the pet supply aisle, and I tend to shop the periphery of the grocery store, unless there is a specific aisle that I need to visit. I do tend to go down every (small) aisle in the Lebanese market, however, but that is a very small store and has a lot of unusual items that I might know that I need. I try not to go down every aisle in Trader Joe's for the same reason, but there are only four, and so it is difficult not to.

How many prior intimate relationships they've had. What elementary school they went to. If they can drive a stick shift. If they have their tonsils. If they are color blind