50 miles...

To the moon Alice

around the world.

By itself? (LOL). ETA laugh out loud seems to not stick.....

10 miles

Depends on the texture of the surface it is drawing on.

30 miles.

Rusty

5 miles

35 miles (had to one-up rusty)

so there were these scientists studying a frog.

They decided to teach the frog to jump on command.

'jump frog' they would say. He did.

Then they decided to expand the test.

'jump frog' they said. He jumped 16 feet!

then they removed one of his legs.

'jump frog' they said. He jumped 12 feet!

A second leg was removed.

'jump frog'; he jumped 8 feet.

A third leg removed.

'jump frog'. He jumped four feet.

They removed his last leg.

'jump frog'. Nothing.

'jump frog' they commanded. Still nothing.

Last chance. 'jump frog'.

He doesn't move.

Their conclusion?

'Frogs without legs can't hear.'

science speaks