A Murder most foul!

ozmantis

21 years ago

Akers West Virginia quivers in fear as the toaster counts down and the blade is drawn......

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ozmantis
Original Author
21 years ago
Blood is flowing as the blade has done its horrible deed....

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ozmantis
Original Author
21 years ago
All that remains now is the murder scene.... the toaster wont talk, neither the butter knife nor the onion or the small hot pepper that was just curious....?????

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I have wasted thousands of customer dollars chasing odors reported by tenants not responsible for paying the bills. After 40 years I am convinced that some people are really receptive to power of suggestion. If anyone in the room smells or hears something,they will hear it as well. Part of what leads me to believe it came from servicing child care buildings. After recieving a report an odor was throughout a building,I asked several people what it smelled similar to. The answers within a single building ranged from dead animal,electrical fire,natural gas,dirty socks,carbon monoxide(hahaha anyone smelled co latly?),wet paint,,,,,,,,,you name it. Visit same building 3 times over a month and it only got worse according to staff. Put a dirty rag a in manoise jar,applied a couple drops of ammomia and sealed it up. When the corprate office recieved a call about my incompitance,plan B went into effect. Carry said rag through building exclaiming"I think I found the problem inside the air duct. YEP! That's it,problem solved. I'm not saying that's the case here but but I can tell you that spending 4 or 5 hundred dollars on the problem often makes it go away. BTW,I noticed your odor wasn't described.
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adamus
21 years ago
Next time you get some of that medication, can I have some?.
The_Grub
21 years ago
Good to see ya having fun, Mantis. That's what it's all about. I've had a ball this season. I reckon the murderer is Mantis in the Kitchen with the kitchen knife. Keep it up. :) Grub.
ozmantis
Original Author
21 years ago
Antidipresants and beer Adam. I wonderful combination at times.
sarah_may
21 years ago
Good phoptos Mantis, a suitably bloody looking victim!
adamus
21 years ago
Who ,(or is it whom?), was your accomplice?. carnage on this scale would surely have needed help?.
ozmantis
Original Author
21 years ago
Dont tell Finbar but my daughter was the accomplice, and she actually ate some and thought it very nice. A ten year old with taste.
finbar
21 years ago
In which case, she won't be in Horsham for much longer. *scurries for cover*
amanda_wa
21 years ago
Quick! Someone weld the cover shut!
finbar
21 years ago
You're the only with a welder! Get on with it!
finbar
21 years ago
one
Spatzbear
21 years ago
two
finbar
21 years ago
You're the two with a welder? Mmmmm. Welding twins.
The_Grub
21 years ago
Siamese.
jbrules
21 years ago
I have to worry about you guys LOL
Its sad
ozmantis
Original Author
21 years ago
Huh, women welders, I'm out.
This murder will have to go unsolved as all the remaining evidence was fed to the chooks.

Mantis *off to sharpen the blade, muh hah hah*

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