From what I've seen of "Hooters" they don't need a lift but if you say so pup, I'll be more than happy to lend a hand or two and help out as needed.

Now cut that out!!!

When I read the post title I thought....I didn't think it was faces they were interested in.

If you keep making comments about breasts, someone here might start a thread on testicles. (I'm not smiling.)

Did someone say "breast"?

LAWDY!! ROFLMBO!

Aw nuts! alisande has her mind in the gutter again! Nothing unusual. (and I AM laughing) Let's keep this in mind when the recipes are posted and remind people what alisande doesn't allow to be discussed.

If you keep making comments about breasts, someone here might start a thread on testicles

We cut a hundred or so calves the other day - bulls are now steers. I could give more details!

LOL!

well, since your all intent on the testicle jokes

My Stepdad was a truck driver and one day while on his way from Warren, Ohio to Columbus & back he got stopped by state highway patrolman for speeding.

When the cop walked up to his truck he told the cop, "Why don't you just sell me a couple tickets to the policemans Ball and forget the ticket?"

He said, "Without a word of hesitation the cop says,,In the state of Ohio policeman don't have any balls."

Then he said, once the cop had realized what he just said his face got red as a beet and he turned and walked back to his car and drove off.

You guys ....Go to your rooms! lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA!!!!

Psssst Iowagirl, did you save them for a delicacy?

One on my grand nieces worked at Hooters......made really good money in tips but got really tired of the untoward comments and actions of many of the male customers. So she quit and went back to school.
Many women who work there are only there for the tips......and know it won't be their life time careers.

Not this time Jasdip - we gave them away. They are good if prepared correctly... just a lot of work.

I worked at a restaurant when once a year, they had a Rocky Mountain Oyster, night. I couldn't believe how many men came for the delicacy, and a few women. This was in a small town and knowing most of the patrons, we figured these were the only ba!!s a few of the men were going to have. LOL

That's where the Canadian band Prairie Oyster's name originated from :)

Aren't the men around here willing to be just so helpful??

I also that that the centre of attention in many Hooters places was somewhat different.

ole joyful

I want to open a place geared to women, as Hooters is geared to men. It'd be exactly the same except with male wait staff instead of female. The males would be dressed in a fashion that accentuates obviously male attributes just as Hooters costume accentuates obviously female attributes.

And I'm going to name my place "Dicks".

Had that cop in Ohio said that to me, I'd have probably looked at him, grinned, and said something like, "You're sure of that?" or "No kidding?" or something similar.

BTW, one of my cousins has been a part of "Prairie Oyster" for years.

ole joyful

Suzieque-My MIL said that for years, but her place was going to be named DingDongs! LOL We have a sporting goods store here named Dick's!

Teresa and susie, thank you. I can't stop laughing long enough to type correctly.

This post just never ends.

And you guys and your stories. You sit in waiting. Too funny. Ohh, I'll have my wine now.

My friend and I were in a truckstop restaraunt once where they served individual sugar cubes that were wrapped in paper with the coffee.

It seems that our waitress had been clearing a table and there were three or four excess sugar cubes on the table and she had tucked them down her cleavage.

We both ordered coffee and the waitress returned with two cups and a carafe of coffee. As she was pouring the coffee she innocently retrieved the sugar cubes from her cleavage and dropped them on the counter..then she says..."Do you need milk or cream?"

To which my buddy replied,,"You wouldn't dare!"

The waitress stood there looking very embarrassed and I almost fell of my stool laughing.

Hi Suzie ... does the "que" mean Quebec?

And just where do you figure to put you "Dicks" road house/show ...

... in Dixie?

O J

joyful strikes again.

Tilted Kilt closed cause their food and gals were not so special! Been there, glad they closed.

I don't really have anything to add to this conversation. Tulsa has a new BBQ joint called "Action Erection". Heard about it on the news this morning. The name doesn't mean what you think. Dh and I may take the family and go check it out.

Here is a link that might be useful: New Restaurant

In China ...

... is "erection" ...

... pronounced anything like "election"?

Either of which ... is somewhat of a naughty word?

o j

Joyful...

maybe when the chinaman says we are having a political erection he knows more than you think....

I have said for years that we should have all those politicians arrested for prostitution... think about it,,,they take our money and we end up getting screwed, what else should we call it??