More like a "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". What about you?

I say let's get some "Good Eats" and hang out with the "Iron Chef" , who said "My Name is Earl", what's

your name? She replied, "I'd rather not say right now. Why don't you just call me "That Girl", for the time being, okay? He agreed and

went ovet to the 90210 neighborhood to visit his old friend, Mr. Rogers

"You look worried, Fred", he said to Mr. Rogers." What's the matter?" "Well, I tell ya what, my neighbor has been missing for a week and there's a bad smell coming from his apartment. Do you think I ought to call "Cops", or "Swat", or who?"

"Well, it seems to be the best plan would be to

call in "columbo' and if he's not available, then maybe we ougt to call "mannix". Gee I hope we don't have to call in "the fbi". Well,"car 54" finally arrived and asked who the occupant was at 'room 222'. Mr. Rogers told him the mans name was "Mr. Ed" and ....

make sure it isn't a " Diagnosis Murder". Let's put " Charles in Charge ". He'll know what to do. I bet he will....

call in Jerry Springer to find out who the daddy is and then further fill in the missing puzzle on "How I met your mother", but if this fails...

go one block over where "Designing Women" are visiting the
"West Wing" area of the ......

" Alien Nation" to hunt for " Alf". He was having Growing Pains" and wasn't feling very cordial. They quickly left there and..............

and ended up on "America's Funniest Video" when "Larry King" fell on top of "Nancy Grace" and injured....

his "Private Benjamin" which caused him "Major Payne". Even though "Sgt. Bilko" commanded him to get up....

and go to "M*A*S*H" where "Our Miss Brooks" will be nursing the soldiers and

making them feel as though they have been "Touched by an Angel" which is much better than...

"Mama's Family" telling them to "Get Smart" and go to "Room 222" because there's always "Room For One More" in "Hell's Kitchen" where they might have to......

date "Hannah Montana" on a regular basis!! They KNEW they didn't want to do that, so

they went to see "Hogan's Heros" where a card game
was being played called "King of Queens" by "Top Models"
and.....

..being "Family Guy"s, the "Entourage" left "South Park" and headed to "The Hills" where...

they saw "Gentle Ben" hiding from "Daniel Boone". They wanted to help ol' Ben so they.......

made him play "Truth or Consequences" with a "$64,000 question", that required a great amount of "Concentration". But he got distracted by,

called the "A Team", told them the problem and they said they would bring a cage and a "Cannon" just for back-up. They gathered "30 Rock"s and built a fort to protect them from "All the President's Men" until help arrived.

"Sixty Minutes" later, the rangers came and took Ben back to the forest where "The View" was beautiful from...

"Twin Peaks". Ben ambled off and eventually ran into "Yancy Derringer" After telling his story to Yancy, they decided to...

take a ride down "route 66" to see if they could find a "home improvement" store. After a rousing game of "name that tune" they found a Lowes and pulled into the parking lot and went in the store. They ran into....

"Mary Tyler Moore", who told them that "Rhoda" was looking for them, with blood in her eye! They hurriedly left the store and

saw "Rainbow Brite" who was sporting a size "Medium" miniskirt with "Maximum Exposure" going to her "Sweet Valley High" "High School Reunion"..maybe she can "Gimme a Break"?

They had already called my "family" to see if one of "my three sons" was available to take her to "General Hospital'. "The bold ones" weren't home; but,"almost andy' agreed to take her. They were just getting on the road when...

she had to run back into the "House." A short time later they were back on the road where they ran into the "Dukes of Hazzard."
They put their "Criminal Minds" together and came up with a plan....

to rob "This Old House" of the "Dirty Sexy Money" and swing by "The Jeffersons" on their way to "Vegas." They picked up a "Hitch-Hiker" who went by the name of "Maude", and now their lives are in "Jeopardy"!

Maude told them "To tell the truth" or she would be forced to contact "Desperate Housewives" all over the world and expose their dirty little secret which was...

They decided the best plan was to 'have gun, will travel' , and by now were back out on rt 66 , trying to out run the 'highway patrol'. The 'whirlybirds' were above them trying to force them off the road....

even "Sky King" was in his plane, The Songbird, keeping in radio contact with the police so that their whereabouts were always known.

Just when it seemed that they were at the end of their luck

They found the "Wheel of Fortune" that changed everything. They ran into "All Creatures Great and Small" and went on to have some "Good Times" with....

Dick Clark and the "American Bandstand" while the kids from "90210" where having a real "Shindig" and got...

rhoda on the 'loveboat'. They were playing 'your hit parade' and 'the gong show',and having a ball. Their 'death valley days' were behind them she hoped.

By now, "Rhoda" and "Gentle Ben" were known as "The Odd Couple". Tired of living on "The 3rd Rock from the Sun", they made a "Quantum Leap" of faith and called on "The Jetson's" to transport them. They wanted to try "Life on Mars" in the hopes that they could start "Movin' on Up" and live in their own "House". Soon, however, they realized...

that "This old House" was "Bewitched" and "My Three Sons" were living in the attic so they

It Was near Halloween so they called it (Nightmare on Elm Street,)as usual These are the (Days of our lives)

...As The World Turns. They decided to call home and talk to Dad, because Father Knows Best. He told them...

"Chico and the Man" were moving out of the "House" next door to him and he was hoping Ben and "Rhoda" would consider moving in. They could be close to him and they would have some "Good Times" together. They said......

It's "All In The Family", and I'm calling the 'Jeffersons" and "Roseanne". Ya'll are in trouble now. You better think of something to say cause they are here! Hello.....what's wrong?

.....they would love to live next door. The "House" needed some work, so they hired "The World's Worst Handyman" to fix it up.
They were expecting "Happy Days" ahead.

Rhoda just knew in her heart that living next to her family would be great. Her 'bachelor father' had a friend that she grew up calling 'mama'. Wait til she told her that ....

"Beverly Hillbilles" are buying the "House" next store to
them and.....

they're very good friends with "The Munsters". The weekend barbecue get-togethers should be interesting, to say the least.

As a method of self-defense, if you will, Rhoda and Glen invited some of their friends over. they figured "Eight is Enough"

but it really wasn't so they added "Jon and Kate plus eight" to the bbq which then made for a "full house", so they hired "Emeril" to do the cooking, but "Rhoda" decided she also needed to invite...

'Nanny and the professor' and the 'Brady bunch' from across the street. Rhoda was wracking her brain trying to come up with some games to play. She was thinking maybe they could play 'tic-tac-dough' or the 'match game' or maybe 'the dating game'....

.....the "Sopranos" to ensure "Law and Order." Emeril was feeling a little overwhelmed so he called his good friend "The Barefoot Contessa" but with all the action going on, it made "Dinner Impossible."

so they all decided to head over to "Mister Roger's Neighborhood", if anyone could restore calmness it would surely be him. He called his cousin "Captain Kangaroo" to help entertain the crowd, but "The barefoot Contessa" stepped on a rusty nail and had to be taken to...

she had to be taken to the "ER" where "Dr. Kildare" stitched her foot.