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A wife at the deer hunting camp (funny)

13 years ago

There were four guys who worked together and every year they went on a deer hunting trip to a ranch in W.Texas.

They were all sitting in a bar after work and making plans for the trip when one guy says,,,"Sorry fellas, I won't be able to go this year, wife says she wants to go and I told her a hunting camp is no place for women, but she says if she can't go, I can't go either".

Oneof the guys says, "No problem, we have all been through it, bring her along and we will just post her out on a drygulch where there is no game. After two or three days sitting out there in the hot sun with nothing to do, she'll have a miserable time and never ask you again"

So they took her along,and in the morning before dawn they all got in a jeep and headed out to their stands. They took her to a big rock out in the middle of nowhere and set he off with a rifle and a canteen and told her would each try a different stand, and off they went.

They hadn't driven more than a 1/4 mile and they heard three loud shots from her deer rifle. They thought, what could she possibly be shooting at, theres no deer there..so they turned around and went back,,,

When they got to her stand there she was standing there holding her rifle and looking a short distance away by some brush,,so they moved to where they could see and there was a cowboy standing there with his hands up holering to her..."Lady, you can have the damn deer, but do you mind if I take my saddle and rigging off of it?"

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