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New Englanders - Per Jeff Foxworthy (long)

judy_jay
15 years ago

Here's how Jeff says you can tell if you're a true New Englander. Thought I'd post it for all our N.E. KT'ers out there.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from Sept. thru May, you live in N.E.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you live in N.E.

If you've worn shorts & a parka at the same time, you live in N.E.

If you've had a lengthy phone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in N.E.

If "vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the week-end, you live in N.E.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in N.E.

If you have switched from "heat" to "a/c" on the same day & back again, you live in N.E.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 ft. of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in N.E.

If you install security lights on your house & garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in N.E.

If you carry jumper cables in your car & your wife knows how to use them, you live in N.E.

If you design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in N.E.

If the speed limit on the hwy. is 55 mph, you're going 80 & everybody is passing you, you live in N.E.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in N.E.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter & road construction, you live in N.E.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in N.E.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you live in N.E.

If there's a Dunkin' Donuts on every corner, you live in N.E.

If you actually understand these jokes, you live or have lived in N.E.

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