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bengardening

funny of the day

bengardening
11 years ago

A taxi driver and a pastor arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time. A stretch limo pulls up, the driver steps out , drapes a beautiful silken robe on the taxi drivers shoulders and helps him into the back of the limo.

The pastor watches as the limo drives off and pulls into the driveway of a huge mansion. The pastor thinks to himself "Wow if a taxi driver gets all of that. I can hardly imagine to see what is coming my way!" But the next car to pull up is a Ford Pinto. The driver steps out of the car, tosses the keys and a terry cloth robe to the pastor and starts walking back to the gates.

"There must be some mistake," the pastor exclaimns. "I served the Lord faithfully for more than 40 years. That guy was a taxi driver. Are you sure there wasn't a mix-up?"

"I'm sure" the driver says. "You see. While you worked people slept. While he worked people prayed."

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