Funny sign in a restaurant

13 years ago

My sis & bro-in-law went up to the no. shore over the weekend, and ate in a small town restaurant, On a sign by the front door it said......unattended children will be given a cup of espresso and a puppy, and there were several pictures of kids holding puppies. I wish they had had that sign when we went out to eat over Mothers Day. A family came in and let their three kids run, scream and fight. The parents just sat at their table totally oblivious of them. Dottie

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glenda_al
13 years ago
Saw this sign few years back at a doctors office: Ears, nose and throat parking only
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wantoretire_did
13 years ago
A beauty/nail salon I went to in CA had the sign "all unruly children will be kidnapped by gypsies". Loved that.
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Jodi_SoCal
13 years ago
Here's one I found when we were getting ready to do our kitchen remodel.

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bearcat_va
13 years ago
That exact same sign is in my midwives' office!

Unattended Children will be given an espresso and a free puppy

Makes me smile every time I have an appt!
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joyfulguy
13 years ago
"Unattended" ...

... is that anything like "unintended"?

ole joyful
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dotmom
Original Author
13 years ago
Hi, Ole joyful....Your probably right. LOL Dottie
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pkramer60
13 years ago
Our local animal shelter had the coffee/puppy sigh on the wall. Since they have enough dogs, teh threat is real!
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vetaal
13 years ago
Here is the sign by our vet's office
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Better not mess with those guys :o)
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trinitytx
13 years ago
I love one I saw years ago...."We don't mind your children...if your children mind you"
Perfect!

Trin
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linda_in_iowa
13 years ago
I've seen that espresso/puppy sign before and it always makes me smile.
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folkvictorian
13 years ago
Our local diner/gift shop has the espresso/puppy sign, but it also has this one: "Your husband called. He said you can buy anything you want."
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softball_80
13 years ago
This sign was not in a restaurant but I thought it was funny. It was on the side of a private garbage collection service that picks up from restaurants:

"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your garbage back"
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whidbeykathy
13 years ago
Depoe Bay Oregon
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whidbeykathy
13 years ago
How could I forget this one? This is a great place we go to on vacation , I love looking at all the stuff on the ceilng!

{{!gwi}}

Here is a link that might be useful: Blueberry Hill
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dotmom
Original Author
13 years ago
At my Doctors office, as a person lays back on the examination table, on the ceiling is a small sign that says.....Trust me, I'm a Doctor.
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linda_in_iowa
13 years ago
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