Sign over Gynecologists office:

"Dr Jones at your Cervix"

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels"

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

"Yesterdays meals on wheels"

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At a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your business, please back in"

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On a Plumbers truck:

"We fix what your husband fixed"

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On another Plumbers truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip, call your Plumber"

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On a Church Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak"

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At a Tire shop:

"Invite us to your next blowout"

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At a Towing Company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows"

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts"

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's office:

"If your don't see what your looking for, you came to the right place"

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In a Taxidermist's window:

"We know our stuff"

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On a fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a payment"

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming"

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

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In a Restaurant Window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry: Come in and get fed up"

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait"

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At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills"

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In a Radiator Shop window :

"Best Place in town to take a leak"

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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank truck:

"Caution - This truck is full of Political Promises"