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What was the hardest nickle you ever earned?

14 years ago

I was sitting here reminissing about my youth and I remembered the hardest nickle my brother ever earned.

We were all young boys on the farm and none of us really had any money so a nickle bet was a big deal in those days.

One day we were standing in the back yard right after lunch and my brother bet my cousin a nickle that he could make the old tom cat on the porch eat mustard.

Cousin hollered "NO way" and the bet was on.

My brother ran in the house and come out with the mustard jar about a minute later. He sat on the edge of the porch, opened the mustard then grabbed the cat. Within a moment brother got a big gob of mustard on his finger, lifted cats tail and firmly applied the mustard about an inch below the base of the cats tail. As you can imagine, the cat took off like a shot across the yard about 50ft, then stopped, rolled into a ball and began vigorously licking the mustard off his backside, while letting out a few blood curdling meooooows.

About that time Grandpa came out and saw the cat, then he looked at us boys to see what we were up to. He spied my brother sitting there trying to conceal the mustard jar and he knew only too well what had transpired.

Grandpa instantly turned around and went back in the house, appearing again in about two minutes with his leather razor strap in his hand, and I can guarantee within about 5 minutes my brothers backside was every bit at hot as the cats was.....LOL

And to his dying day my brother used to tell everyone that the hardest nickle he ever learned was a nickle for teaching a cat how to eat mustard.

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