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Hilarious thing my mom said about contractors

ideagirl2
10 years ago

We recently had some contractors install a kitchen and re-do some bathroom tile in a rental. They got it done in about two weeks (we had already bought everything they needed), one day over schedule. So I had this conversation with my mom (who, by the way, is pushing 70):

Mom: So how'd the remodel go?
Me: Oh, pretty well. They finished a day late, but it looks really good.
Mom: (...moment of silence...) ...If I had a contractor who finished only one day late, I would get pregnant again, have the baby, and name that baby after the contractor.

:)

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