Buy a new toilet.

Oh wow man, you screwed up like big time man. Your head must have been up the part of your body that goes like on the seat of the part of the thing you like blew up with the bottle rocket man. What the hell were you thinking dude?!!! Hey man like maybe you can patch it with part of your brain dude because I think its made outta the same stuff thats gonna leak all over the floor now that you blew up your toilet man. Oh I'm just messin with ya dude. Maybe you could like hold your hand over the hole while its flushing man, but hey dude, don't like your fingers after that cause that would be a real bummer man, I mean talk about a crappy experience,,, far out man. Hey I think like maybe after your buzz wears off man you may wannna truck on down to the toilet store and cop yourself a new porcelain rig man cause you ain't gonna be using that blown out one anymore, what a bummer man. Wow its like a good thing you stuck that bottle rocket in the toilet instead of up your butt ain't it dude. I mean like the injury to your brain whould have been almost as bad as the broken toilet dude. Its a real bummer man, like here you are stoned outta your mind man and you got the munchies big time man but like you can't even eat because you can't use the toilet.

ANOTHER ROCKET PROJECT DOWN THE TOILET.. sounds like a government project to me.

MR. HVAC......

That was funny as crap!!!! Well Done!

"ANOTHER ROCKET PROJECT DOWN THE TOILET.. sounds like a government project to me."
No way lazypup, if it was a government project they'd be buying 1,000 replacement toilets at $15,000 a piece. LOL

Speaking of rockets, have you ever seen the small solid propellant rocket motors sold in the hobby stores for use in toy model rockets?

I find it very interesting to note that many of those are made by a company called "Estes Industries".

Believe it or not that company was originally founded by a man in Texas named Billy Sol Estes who became a household word in the mid 60's for fraud in government contracting. His most notible fraud was charging the government millions of dollars a year for storage silo's to store surplus grain when he in fact did not have any silo's with the exception of one 15' diameter x 14' high farm silo.

The resultant federal investigation noted that he also had a number of other subsidiaries among which was the production of solid propellant rocket engines which were used in military signal rockets. Originally those same tiny solid propellant rocket motors that we now buy in the hobby store for $1 or 2 were being sold to the military for about $500 each.

Whoa lazypup, you're dating yourself now! Unfortunately I'm of the age where I remember the Billy Sol Estes incident too. That was before the days of the $2000 dollar toilet seats and $600 dollar hammers.

Those toy rocket engines are cool. Forget bying the rocket kits. just buy the engines and glue some fins near the bottom and make a little weighted nose on the front out of modeling clay. glue on a piece of a plastic straw for a launch guide and fire it off. They will go way further this way than the model rockets. and some of the rockets are supposed to reach 500 feet.

termin8-
Please, please tell me you made this up just to get a rise out of us...