Alaska...Where men are men and women win the Iditarod.

Years ago I laughed at this one---

So many men, so little time.

My DH did not think it was funny!

I saw a teenager wearing one which read:

"I do all my own stunts."

I thought it was so funny, and probably true too.

I don't have it yet, but I'm going to get one that says, "Age improves with wine!"

I just bought a John Deere one...will trade husband for tractor!

Just saw these on campus today: "When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape". And, "Runs with Scissors".

Austin has one that says "I still live with my parents"
Ricky has one that says "my brother did it"
Seth has one that says "the dog did it" that one is perfect for him, the dog gets the blame for pooping in HIS diaper!

I'm glad I started this thread as I am getting all these good belly laughs out of the responses. Keep 'em coming.

Shirley

I'll begin this by saying I love all animals, every single one of them, including snakes. My friend and I were having a joking argument about which is a better pet....cats or dogs. I was on the dog side. Right in the middle of our discussion, along came a car with a bumper sticker (sorry, not a sweatshirt) that said *So many cats, so few recipes*

The saying is improved by who is wearing it, sometimes it's a perfect fit.

I saw one I wish I had bought for my neighbor. He's 3 and follows my 6 y/o's every move. The shirt said "Monkey see, Monkey do, Monkey get in trouble too." That is exactly what happens daily in our backyards. Now I can't find it again.

DD, the gymnast, wants one she saw online says "If it weren't for gravity, I'd be unstopable." She *should* have one we saw that said "I got an A+ in talking."

I was so tempted at Christmas to get both my older boys a shirt I saw that said "I'm Mom's Favorite." It would just perfectly tie into a running joke around here. But, I was "done" with their gifts and resisted temptation. The look on the face of the one who opened it first would have been priceless! (I'm evil.)

My "favorite" is:

"Yes, my son willingly jumps out of perfectly good planes.
Any other questions? PROUD AIRBORNE MOM". I have 2 of these...PFC Jon bought the first one and Vicki_lv bought the other for me for Christmas.

Another:

"I Love my Airborne Soldier" another gift from Vicki.

One I like is:-
I started out with nothing,
and I still have most of it left

I have one that says 'Genuine antique person, been there, done that, can't remember'

what part of http://www.kissmya$$.com don't you understand?

On a baby sweatshirt...."Don't look at me, that smell is coming from Daddy!" Another one when my brother came back from Alaska wearing one that said " SOMEBICHEN Weather"
I have seen many more but not for this thread.

I just seen some for St Paddy's day...one was

On the Eighth Day God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

There was one DD considered buying for DS for Christmas one year....something about
Psycho Ex Girlfriend
she didn't get it. That would have cause a whole 'nother war! lol

I have a white one with brown lettering that says "I want it all, but I'll settle for some Chocolate."

Sue

Sorry if this is feeble, but I have always loved,
"What if this IS what the hokey pokey is all about?"

I seen one @ Christmastime that I had a hard time not purchasing

"I'm the Bit$$ DIL that my MIL warned you about"

Fitting to say the least

my dh's best t-shirt.

"The Dogfather"

Here is a link that might be useful: dog father t-shirt and some other good ones too!

My 2 favs:
"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas" --Davy Crockett (real quote. Cracks me up since we moved to TX 3 yrs. ago & am finding it on everything from shirts to caps to mugs, etc.)
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think" -- Dorothy Parker (real quote. It shows up in Master Gardener shirts, mugs, etc. I have a gardening apron with this quote.)
Pat

My Sis gave me a button for my birthday,

"I survived damn near everything".

I'm not quite sure what I think about that ...

,,, if I didn't succed in surviving every thing ...

... then maybe I'm not all here/there any longer?

ole joyful

Good post! LOL
I have two:
It is a T-shirt picturing a guy standing on a desk, peeing on his boss and the boss says.....Let me guess, you won the lottery.

The other one was a sweatshirt with the words on front.....Keep your handsome prince, I would rather have a horny toad.
Dottie

I have one that has two cats (they look EXACTLY like Ara and Elmo) and they are sitting on books

It says: "Cats...Books, Life is good"

My little cousin gave it to me for a "pre-Stewie" Christmas. I have thought about getting another b/w cat embroidered on it but decide the b/w one on there would cover both Elmo and Stewie.

When I was pregnant for the first time, I broke the news to my mom by getting her a sweatshirt that said "For a good hug call grandma" and on the back I had "It's a Boy"

My son has one that says "I got out of bed for this". When he was a baby he had a bib that said "My mouth is not an airplane hanger". I LOVED that bib and have never been able to find another like it.

I like Jodi's, I'd wear that one.

Funny thread!

Liz's DH gave my DH a "The Dogfather" t-shirt, which he loves and wears with pride. Thanks again, Mr. Liz! lol

Woody wore this one out- "J'embrace mon chien, sur la bouche" (I won't swear to the spelling.) Translates to "I kiss my dog on the lips." It's threadbare and has holes, but I refuse to throw it away. I'll make something out of it, maybe a pillow.

When I was 14, my AUNT gave me this one- 4 monkeys lined up- "See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil, have no fun". I'm just SURE my parents were thrilled that I loved that shirt. lol

I got my brother and my SO shirts for their birthdays-the shirts have a picture of a dog skeleton and the writing under it says 'in dog years, I'm dead'

Got my new baby neice a onsie that said 'does this diaper make me look fat?'

I want a shirt that says, "This Body is NOT made for Exercise."

My mom and I have embroidery machines so I always love this thread to get ideas. Ones that I do have

"I can't remember if I am the evil sister or the good one"
"If you think I am a b!tch, you should see my sister"
"It's 5'oclock somewhere"
"Golf the only sport you can drink and drive"
"Golf balls the only balls a real woman needs"

I had a T-shirt that said: "My cow just died...

So I don't need your BULL"

Years ago I made t-shirts for friends with a couple one-liners from my favorite comedian, Steven Wright.

"It's a small world ... but I wouldn't want to paint it"

"You can't have everything ... where would you put it?"

I just remembered one my brother had in High School (the "parents weren't thrilled comment reminded me)
"Once a King always a King, but once a Knight is enough"

When my DD had her first baby, a friend of DSIL owned a Harley Davidson shop and he gave them a gift box that contained a pretty black & gold piggy bank, and few baby T-shirts. One said, I'm a clean machine, and another said I'm here cause my mama missed her cycle. Can't remember what was on the third. Dottie

I saw this somewhere a long time ago
"A women without a man is like a fish without a bike!"

My sixteen year old son wears both of these to school-

"Be glad I was not twins"

and " My Mommy Thinks I'm Special- The teachers love this one!

Trish

Sweatshirt belonging to my brother: "I'm not a gynecologist.......but I'll take a look."

I had one in high school that said "Once you get it up, Can you control it?"

I bought it at a KITE shop in Myrtle Beach, SC.

It was about the most daring I ever got, and I did wear it out. Loved that sweartshirt.

Gary and I saw a t-shirt one day. We both loved it. He wanted it. They didn't have his size :-(

It said: Geezer.... Formerly known as Stud Muffin