Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years
they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their
activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play
cards. One day they were playing cards when one of them looked at the
other and said, "Now, don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends
for a long time....but I just can't think of your name. I've thought
and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name
is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes, she just stared
and glared at her. Finally, she said, "How soon do you need to know

I think I'm almost there some days :(