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Cannibal Menu

18 years ago

Cannibal Menu

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

 Tourist: $5

 Broiled Missionary: $10.00

 Fried Explorer: $15.00

 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of cr@p, it takes all morning!

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