Cannibal Menu
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
 Tourist: $5
 Broiled Missionary: $10.00
 Fried Explorer: $15.00
 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of cr@p, it takes all morning!
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