This 'prayer' made me laugh.

alisande

12 years ago

God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually NOT my fault.

Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am, e.s.t.

God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But if You need some help, please feel free to ASK me!

Lord, help me to be more laid back, and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

God help me to take things more seriously, especially laughter, parties, and dancing.

God give me patience, and I mean right NOW!

Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)

God, help me to finish everything I sta

God, help me to keep my mind on one th-- look, a bird! --ing at a time.

Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.

Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

Lord, help me slow down andnotrushthroughwhatIdo.

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pam_25f
12 years ago
I agree. Too funny...I might have recognized one or two things about myself.
jannie
12 years ago
I couple apply to me.
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User
12 years ago
I love it.. and gonna send a copy to our youth pastor.. he has a great sense of humor..
susan_on
12 years ago
Lol.. too funny!
marie_ndcal
12 years ago
If it is ok, I will share with my women's Bible group. I am sure that the others(whoops, I mean me) can see something in it that they (whoops again, me) might want to change. LOL
sjerin
12 years ago
Yep, that could apply to me. :)
alisande
Original Author
12 years ago
Oh, of course, Marie. I received it in an email. :-)
joann23456
12 years ago
These are prayers by Myers-Briggs Type. I'm posting a link that includes the MBTI type for each prayer. If you know your type, it's especially funny. I'm - look! a bird! - an ENFP.
alisande
Original Author
12 years ago
You think you posted a link, Joann. LOL
joann23456
12 years ago
Too funny!

Here is a link that might be useful: Prayers by Myers-Briggs type
alisande
Original Author
12 years ago
Thanks from a fellow ENFP. :-)
joann23456
12 years ago
I *knew* you were an ENFP, Susan! Seriously! (Well, maybe not the E for sure. That's sometimes hard to tell online.)
petaloid
12 years ago
You put a smile on my face -- thanks!

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