YOU YOUNG ONES ... BEWARE ... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU. IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had

their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind

of cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well!

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few

years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's

thighs It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of

cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to

mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt

and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again.

My ass was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took

pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with

earlier. But my new ass was attached at least three inches lower than

my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.

One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of

my upper arms swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush.

This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced

one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a

turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up

and smell the coffee!

Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacement

body parts - stolen from you and me!

The next time someone you know has something "lifted",

look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women

everywhere every night . WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S.

Last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts.

I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed,

I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as

I slept.

Now I keep them hidden in my waistband