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Funny story from my mom...

jazmynsmom
15 years ago

This made me laugh so I thought I'd share:

My mom was talking to "Susan," a former manager of hers, whom she's known for years. She asked Susan how her son was doing.

"Oh he's doing better than he ever has! It's November already and he loves his teacher so much he actually looks forward to going to school! After the struggles he's had the last couple of years, I didn't think this was possible... I think his teacher is probably the best any of my kids have ever had."

"That's so good to hear! What grade's he in?"

"Third."

"Really? Who's his teacher?"

"Mrs. Doe. Do you know her?"

"Yes. I do." said my mom, not letting on how she knew her...

Susan went on to say more complimentary things about the teacher and my mom interjected "I gave birth to her."

She didn't "get" the comment and went on to continue singing my sister's praises, so my beaming-with-pride mom softly interrupted "Susan, 'Mrs. Doe' is my daughter 'Jane'!"

She was startled and they both had a good laugh... and then Susan asked solemnly "Oh my goodness! What would have happened if I'd said his teacher was a _itch?"

Without missing a beat, my mom replied, "I'd have said 'I know her mother too --- and they're exactly alike!'"

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